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-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its bumblebee.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo..
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Skyfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.(I already actually!)
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Skyfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by faction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call NASA and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintession.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takara’s autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-You think about the Seekers whenever fighter jets pass overhead.
-You feel like cars are looking for you when you walk past.
-You want an Autobot or Decepticon insignia tatoo.
-You believe that Transformers are real and hiding somewhere.
-You believe that there is something dark about the far side of the moon.
-You refer to Windows Vista as Decepticons and Windows 7 as Autobots.
-You wait for the day when your cell phone transforms
-You believe the 2012 event will be a Decepticon invasion
-You believe your TF OCs are real
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verywrony Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahh transformers, i was thinking of transsexuals, wrong group i guess, BYES, and keep up the nice group!
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Cardformer Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
I'd love to join the group if its alright.
Taleea Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2010  Professional General Artist
Hey there! :wave: I wanted to ask you if any of your members might be interested in entering my TF-Calendars-Guessing-Contest. If so, please have a look at my current journal entry. Thank you in advance. :)
Pharoahess Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010   Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav!
Jazz-282 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010
You're welcome! :aww:
G1-Ratbat Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Important rooms for me in the Autobot club include the lounge [link] and the communications points [link] just in case they get errased and replaced with more journals!
Commander5AM Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2010
o-o I'm not in the Autobot club
Meta-Cell Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010
tagged u
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